SpacetimeDB: a short technical review

2026-02-26The database market is harsh, particularly for newcomers. It’s very hard to launch a new product and differentiate yourself from the incumbents. Even harder to gain any long term traction. Earlier this week, SpacetimeDB launched version 2.0 of their database with a peculiar approach that —as far as I can tell— hasn’t been done before: a slightly surreal (meme-y) video where they mock their competitors (drinking “competitor’s tears”) and a set of benchmarks that seem too good to be true (they are, indeed, not true), and that also mock other databases. Look at the cute magnifying glass next to the big losers of that benchmark. You gotta zoom in to see how much they suck! Good stuff.