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I'm just so bored of AI

▲ 22 points 15 comments by edward 2d ago HN discussion ↗

Pangram verdict · v3.3

We believe that this document is fully human-written

8 %

AI likelihood · overall

Human
100% human-written 0% AI-generated
SEGMENTS · HUMAN 1 of 1
SEGMENTS · AI 0 of 1
WORD COUNT 231
PEAK AI % 8% · §1
Analyzed
Jul 6
backend: pangram/v3.3
Segments scanned
1 windows
avg 231 words each
Distribution
100 / 0%
human / AI fraction
Verdict
Human
Pangram v3.3

Article text · 231 words · 1 segments analyzed

Human AI-generated
§1 Human · 8%

I'm just so bored of talking about AI. It's like listening to vapers tell me how delicious their flavoured poison is. Did you ever meet someone at university who'd just tried drugs for the first time? Listening to a stoner ramble on about their mystic crystal revelations is amusing for the first five minutes, but quickly gets tiresome. Wow! You got your little computer friend to automate calling your mum? Great job, mate! Can we talk about something interesting now? Just as bad are the people telling me how bad smoking is for my health. Yes, I know! That's why I don't. Yes, I know that hanging out with friends while they smoke is bad for me - but loneliness is probably worse. In fact, you screaming about how every puff on a fag reduces my life expectancy by 37 seconds makes me want to inhale a whole cigar so I can die early enough to exit this tedious conversation. If you want to enhance your consciousness / rot your brain with AI - go ahead. Just stop wanging on about it like you discovered the secret to eternal life. And to the rest of you, stop pissing on people's chips. Haranguing and scolding have never convinced anyone of everything. I can't fucking wait for this bubble to burst so we can go back to chatting shit about literally anything else.