Flavor Graveyard

Even the best Ben & Jerry’s flavors eventually melt away. Here we lay our dearly de-pinted to rest so we can mourn their chunks and swirls and keep their sweet memories alive.

The Flavor Graveyard is closed in the winter season due to its remote location on property and the hazardous winter terrain.

2001-2002

Rich milk chocolate cashew Brazil-nut butter ice cream with macadamia nuts covered in white & dark fudge & milk chocolatey swirl.

We won't blame the macadamia But we were kinda in denial The Marketplace had spoken: Mac got aloha'ed off the aisle.

1998-2001

Milk chocolate ice cream & white fudge cows swirled with white chocolate ice cream & dark fudge cows

Where do all the cows go when heaven gives the word? This flavor kicked the bucket when angels took the herd.

1994-2001

Vanilla frozen yogurt with gobs of chocolate chip cookie dough

So now we know:  our Dough Fro Yo Just wasn't as greate as expected. Folks who love Dough as well as Fro Yo Love 'em separate, not interconnected.

1999-1999

Chocolate Truffle Low Fat Ice Cream swirled with White Chocolate Low Fat Ice Cream.

It's curtains for the chocolate pair I ate alone in the comfy chair, One pint per night it might have been But 'twas low fat so it weren't no sin.

2010-2011

Chocolate & Vanilla Ice Creams with Chocolatey Covered Macadamia Nuts

Nuts about chocolate Chocolate about nuts Swirled vanilla with chocolate Maybe too much?

2011-2012

Chocolate Ice Cream with Coconut Caramel Swirls & a Chocolatey Covered Coconut Caramel Crunch

Chocolate and coconut Fairtrade, we must add.

A taste sensation, we'd hoped But it's gone now, so sad.

1995-1998

Vanilla ice cream with strawberries and fudge covered shortbread

A flavour so smashing - & yet it fouled out: Strawberries & shortbread - a love match devout But sadly it missed all the fame it deserved, A bit too much English put into the serve.

2012-2012

Sweet Cream Ice Cream with Chocolate Cookie Pieces, Dark Chocolatey Cows & a Chocolate Fudge Swirl

Cow welfare we felt, Deserved it's own flavour. Just a limited batch though, So a taste memory to savour.

2007-2012

Sweet Custard Ice Cream with a Caramelized Sugar Swirl

Pardon our French, but we still swear Our Crème Brulee is beyond compare, So it may not be beaucoup too late to save Crème Brulee from beyond the grave.

1979-1991

Chocolate Ice Cream with Pecans, Almonds, Raisins, & Chocolate Chips

Here the brazen DASTARDLY lies. Some say that raisin, Caused its demise.

1996-2001

Swirls of Light Chocolate & Dark Chocolate Sorbet

The Devil took the blame For all the rich indulgence. Now watch him fan the flame, melting puddles of  wicked succulence.

2005-2007

Irish Cream Liqueur Ice Cream with Chocolate Chocolate Chip Cookies & a Coffee Fudge Swirl

The bottle is empty, The cup, and the glass. Mud with irish cream Was not meant to last. IT'S BACK!

1987-1987

Vanilla with Chocolate Covered Almond, Pecans and Walnuts

A delightful mash, This flavor we remember For the stock market crash On the sixth of November.

1988-1988

Vanilla Ice Cream with Chocolate Covered Almonds

In memory of nuts And Green Mountain Boys, Here history shuts The pint lid on their joys.

2005-2010

Sweet Cream Ice Cream with Chocolate Cookie Pieces, Fudge Dinosaurs & a Fudge Swirl

Fudgy dinosaurs galore Got all dug up til there were no more. A flavor re-design might be do-able But Fossil Fuel is non-renewable

1986-1991

Vanilla Ice Cream with Fresh Georgia Peaches

Fresh-picked peaches trucked from Georgia Tasted great but couldn't last 'Cuz Georgia's quite a-ways away & trucks don't go that fast.

1997-1998

Creamy Ricotta and Pistachio Ice Cream with Chocolate Covered Cannolis and Roasted Pistachios

Now in front of the pearly gates, Holy Cannoli sits and waits. What brought its ruin no one knows, Must have been the pistachios.

1992-1993

Ginger Ice Cream with a Fudge Swirl

One Potato, two potato, Sweet Potato Pie, No one could appreciate it, So we had to let it die.

1997-1997

Fresh Pear Ice Cream with a hint of Almond and a Light Fudge Swirl

Oh Pear, Oh Pear, A mixture of mirth All nannies did weep When you left of this earth.

1989-1990

Peanut Butter Ice Cream with Peanut Butter Bits and Strawberry Jelly Swirl

An unbeatable duo! Yet somehow it managed To flop in a cone, So we stuck to the sammich.

2000-2000

Caramel Ice Cream with White Fudge-covered Caramel Popcorn, Toffee-coated Peanuts & a Caramel Swirl

Peanuts, Popcorn!

mix 'em in a pot! Plop 'em in your ice cream! Well, maybe not.

1996-2001

Swirls of Raspberry-Blackberry & Passion Fruit Sorbet With Other Natural Flavors

We kept the passion going 'til all efforts were in vain. Now Purple Passion's majesty's beneath the fruited plain.

1989-1999

Ice Cream with Rainforest Crunch – a cashew and Brazil nut butter crunch

With aching heart & heavy sigh We bid Rainforest Crunch goodbye. That nutty brittle from exotic places Got sticky in between our braces.

2011 Holiday Season Limited Batch

Vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum & loaded with fudge-covered rum & malt balls

Born of the classic SNL sketch The masses rejoiced while others kvetched.

Fudge-covered rum balls & malt balls galore! The double entendre - too fun to ignore!

This holiday favorite - with love from Pete Schweddy, vanished from store shelves before we were ready.

1989-1990

Plum Ice Cream with a Caramel Swirl

It swirled in our heads, It danced in our dreams, It proved not to be though, The best of ice creams.

1988-1989

Coffee Ice Cream with Amaretto, Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey and Roasted Slivered Almonds

The bottle is empty, The cup, and the glass. Mud with Jack Daniels Was not meant to last.

2004-2006

Chewy Fudge-Swirled Chocolate Chunk Cookies & Vanilla Fudge Chip Ice Cream

The Wich that was, Was wicked good, And all was well For quite a spell. However it was, The Wich that was Was ditched…because.

2001-2002

A nutty mix of chocolate & pistachio ice creams with fudge covered almonds & lightly roasted pistachios

The name was meant to say it all Without the pompous prose Was it nuts we chose to say so, or was it the nuts we chose?

2006-2010

Vanilla ice cream with fudge-covered caramel cashews & a caramel swirl

Slow and Steady wins the race, Turtle Soup kept up the pace, You may protest, but we suggest, Turtle Soup deserves a rest.

1989-1990

Peanut butter ice cream with chocolate chunks

Lost flavor so melted. Who could have foreseen it? Perhaps we misspelt it? Adieu, precious peanut.

2000-2001

Coconut Almond Fudge Chip meets New York Super Fudge Chunk A Swirling Safari of Chocolate Ice Cream & Coconut Ice Cream mixed with White & Dark Chocolatey Chunks, Pecans & Roasted Almonds

The chaos & cacophony of busy city life lies peaceful now under a maple tree, the flavor lost its strife

2006-2008

Coffee liqueur ice cream with chocolate cookie crumb swirl & fudge cows

right, then…is it dead or isn't it? no it isn't… yes it is… no it isn't… rubbish! you're a loony! no i'm not…

1993-2001

A caramel & cashew brazil nut ice cream with a chocolate hazelnut fudge swirl & roasted almonds

Just so there's no confusion We thought we oughtta warn ya: Wavy Gravy isn't dead -  He lives in California.

No such luck for Wavy's flavor, But we've been wrong before,  We won't give up the ghost if you won't, So what're you waiting for?

1986-1996

Coffee Ice Cream with Kahlua Coffee Liqueur

Bid adieu to ol' White Russian, Our tears, they are a-gushin', But in our scoop shops, please don't forget, Dead it's not, oh no, not nyet.

1992-1993

Blueberry ice cream with Maine blueberry puree and wild Maine blueberries

Wild Maine Blueberry From the land of the puffin, Now when we crave you We turn to the muffin.

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